A Recent Text Conversation With My Wife (Air Travel Edition)
A Recent Text Conversation With My Wife (Air Travel Edition)
A Recent Text Conversation with my Wife
Mom: Maybe we can go to that Dolly Parton place?
Me: Dolly Parton place?
Mom: No, not Dolly Parton... Pollly Martin?
Me: Polly Martin?
Mom: No... ummm...
Me: ...
Mom: Polly... Dolly...
Me: ... Please tell me you're not talking about the Puffy Muffin.
Mom: That's it! Puffy Muffin!
Me: ...
Emmaline: Puppy!
Me: No, baby. There are no puppies here.
Beeki: Well... (looks toward the kitchen)
“Prayer as a demonstration of faith, as disguised preaching, as an instrument of edification, is obviously not prayer at all… . Even as common prayer, it cannot take place at all … on a human front or with thought of a human opposite, but only as orientated toward God… . The only thing that counts is that he [the pray-er] shall really be concerned with God and with a request addressed to Him. It may well be that he can only sigh, stammer and mutter. But so long as it is a request brought before God, God will hear it and understand it, and He will accept it … as right, as prayer demanded by him, as an act of obedience, infinitely preferring it to the sublimest liturgy which does not fulfill this condition.”
A Recent Conversation With My Wife: Daddy/Daughter Weekend Edition
A Recent Conversation With My Wife
Nobody really cares, but my brother and I just did our 10th fantasy football draft together. It’s been a fantastic bonding thing for us, and it helped us connect as adults in ways we never had as kids and teenagers. At the beginning, it just gave us a reason to talk on the phone at least once a week. Then it became something we both enjoyed, and it opened the door to many great conversations.
At any rate, here’s our team:
QB: Tony Romo, RG3
RB: Chris Johnson, Frank Gore, Cedric Benson, Ben Tate
WR: Andre Johnson, Dez Bryant, Dwayne Bowe, Kendall Wright, Brandon LaFell, Josh Gordon
TE: Aaron Hernandez, Colby Fleener
K: Dan Bailey
DST: Jets
Yes, I’m aware we’re Cowboys and Baylor heavy. I like it that way.
“Emmaline, I used to think you were having a growth spurt, but now I know the truth: you’re a pig.”
“An empty head is not really empty; it is stuffed with rubbish. Hence the difficulty of forcing anything into an empty head.”