A Recent Conversation With My Mother

Mom: Maybe we can go to that Dolly Parton place?

Me: Dolly Parton place?

Mom: No, not Dolly Parton... Pollly Martin?

Me: Polly Martin?

Mom: No... ummm...

Me: ...

Mom: Polly... Dolly...

Me: ... Please tell me you're not talking about the Puffy Muffin.

Mom: That's it! Puffy Muffin!

Me: ...

Prayer as a demonstration of faith, as disguised preaching, as an instrument of edification, is obviously not prayer at all… . Even as common prayer, it cannot take place at all … on a human front or with thought of a human opposite, but only as orientated toward God… . The only thing that counts is that he [the pray-er] shall really be concerned with God and with a request addressed to Him. It may well be that he can only sigh, stammer and mutter. But so long as it is a request brought before God, God will hear it and understand it, and He will accept it … as right, as prayer demanded by him, as an act of obedience, infinitely preferring it to the sublimest liturgy which does not fulfill this condition.

Karl Barth, Church Dogmatics, III/4, 88 (via Chris TerryNelson)

Fantasy Football with My Brother

Nobody really cares, but my brother and I just did our 10th fantasy football draft together.  It’s been a fantastic bonding thing for us, and it helped us connect as adults in ways we never had as kids and teenagers.  At the beginning, it just gave us a reason to talk on the phone at least once a week.  Then it became something we both enjoyed, and it opened the door to many great conversations.

At any rate, here’s our team:

QB: Tony Romo, RG3

RB: Chris Johnson, Frank Gore, Cedric Benson, Ben Tate

WR: Andre Johnson, Dez Bryant, Dwayne Bowe, Kendall Wright, Brandon LaFell, Josh Gordon

TE: Aaron Hernandez, Colby Fleener

K: Dan Bailey

DST: Jets

Yes, I’m aware we’re Cowboys and Baylor heavy.  I like it that way.  

Emmaline, I used to think you were having a growth spurt, but now I know the truth: you’re a pig.

Beeki

An empty head is not really empty; it is stuffed with rubbish. Hence the difficulty of forcing anything into an empty head.

Eric Hoffer